Dennis Cruise

I am a passionate Comedian & Software Developer who loves to learn, think, explore and implement.

CONTACT:
EMAIL:
dcruise@gmail.com
ADDRESS:
Portland Or

Hello

I am Dennis Cruise. Host of multiple venues for ‘Black Bag Comedy Presents!’, and host of Vancouvers Funniest Comedian” Competition. From my first performance at Helium Comedy Club PDX in 2017, to Portlands Funniest Person Semi-Finalist 2025, I have been showing folks how funny the comedy is! As a Road Comic whose gigs keep getting rescheduled, I have been running around the PDX and Vancouver scene for years. While my hair seems sentient, I always assure the front row they are safe every show! With so much energy, PGE is trying to tap me!

Check out PDXFunny.org!

Notable Performances

PFP Photo

Helium PDX

Year : 2025

Semi-Finalist in PFP 2025

was a semi-finalist in Portlands Funniest Person Comedy Competition 2025!

Colonel Hardass

Movie Actor

Year : 2025

Actor in 'Lights Camera, Catastrophe!' film

Role of 'Colonel Hardass' for production!

Funniest MFer

Seattle Comedy

Year : 2022

Seattle International Comedy Competition

Contestant in S.I.C.C Seattle WA.

Funniest MFer

Tacoma Comedy

Year : 2023

Nate Jacksons Funniest MFer Competition

Semi-Finalist in Nate Jacksons Tacoma WA. Comedy Club

Covert Cafe

Show Producer

Year : 2023 - 2025

Show Producer for Covert Cafe

Producer of Monthly Comedy Shows for Covert Cafe

SKILLS

Soft Skills

Team Work / Improv

Comedy Communication

Hard Skills

Web Development

95%

Festivals and Events!

Festival: HaHa Harvest Portland Or 2021-2024

Altercation Festival Austin TX 2025

Seattle International Comedy Competition 2022

Just Funny

Comedy

Comedy Objectives

As a Comic, I aspire to pursue a career that allows me to build a following of Comics and People with the hope of one day having a Cannabis Cooking Show on Netflix!, where I can apply my knowledge of cannabis, food creation, and comedy.

Get in Touch

Phone:
Email:
dcruise@gmail.com
Address:
Portland OR

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